Bernie Rose Monologues

I paid for it – out of my own pocket. This is just the shell; it’s the inside that counts, not the outside, right Shannon?

Here’s what I’m prepared to offer. You give me the money, the girl is safe. Forever. Nobody knows about her. She’s off the map. I can’t offer you the same. So, this is what I would suggest. We conclude our deal. We’ll shake hands. You start the rest of your life. Any dreams you have, or plans, or hopes for your futureā€¦ I think you’re going to have to put that on hold. For the rest of your life you’re going to be looking over your shoulder. I’m just telling you this because I want you to know the truth. But the girl is safe.

Did Shannon ever tell you how we met?

I used to produce movies. In the 80s. Kind of like action films. Sexy stuff. One critic called them European. I thought they were shit. Anyway, he arranged all the cars for me. Did all the stunts. I liked him. I liked having him around. Even though he overcharged the shit out of me. His next business venture, he got involved with some of Nino’s friends. They didn’t go for the overcharging bit. They broke his pelvis. He’s never had a lot of luck. The reason I’m telling you this is that he has a lot invested in you. And so do I. So anything you need, you call me. We’re a team now.

I’m excited!

My partner is a belligerent asshole with his back up against a wall, and now, so am I.

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