Nicholas Stoller

You always believe in other people, but that's easy. Sooner or later, you gotta believe in yourself, too, because that's what growing up is. It's becoming who you want to be. You have to try.

It sounds like you guys aren't getting back together any time soon.

I wouldn't get your hopes up, buddy. The Muppets haven't put on a show together in years. I don't think they use the studios for anything but tours anymore.

Walter, how many times do we have to go through this? Turkey is a real place!

Am I a man, or am I a Muppet? If I'm a man, that makes me a Muppet of a man.

Am I a man, or am I a Muppet? If I'm a Muppet, then I'm a very manly Muppet.

YES! Say it a million times. Then say it a million more. And the word you will have said two million times is…

You can't audit life, my friend.

If the molehill won't come to Terrence...

Terrence will come to the molehill!

You're dead, Carl. You say no to life, and therefore you're not living. You make up excuses to the people around you and to yourself. You're stuck in the same dead-end job, you have been for years. You don't have a girlfriend, you don't have anything close to a girlfriend and you lost the love of your life because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs. And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui, you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate. Am I right, Carl?

Words That Rhyme With Yes. Guess. Mess. Tess. That's a name. Less. A word and a name.

Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.

Hey, Carl… you wanna give your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How 'bout letting him use up the phone battery so that you can't get help when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a fuckin' great idea!

You ever had a Red Bull? Ive never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night - I really like Red Bull.

.. got this new… glow in the dark thing… cant really see it right now, unless you go like this…

Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do!

Hey... I'm just saying 'yes' to life... 'cause... you gotta say 'yes' to life... I'm in a secret covenant... That sounded naughty!

The era of "yes" has begun.