Jim Henson
Gary Monologues
You always believe in other people, but that's easy. Sooner or later, you gotta believe in yourself, too, because that's what growing up is. It's becoming who you want to be. You have to try.
It sounds like you guys aren't getting back together any time soon.
I wouldn't get your hopes up, buddy. The Muppets haven't put on a show together in years. I don't think they use the studios for anything but tours anymore.
Walter, how many times do we have to go through this? Turkey is a real place!
Am I a man, or am I a Muppet? If I'm a man, that makes me a Muppet of a man.
Am I a man, or am I a Muppet? If I'm a Muppet, then I'm a very manly Muppet.