Hilary Henkin

Stanley Motss Monologues

This is NOTHING.

It's all, you know, thinking ahead thinking ahead.

Yea, it's like a plumber: do your job right and nobody should notice. But when you fuck it up, everything gets full of shit.

Look at that! That is a complete fucking fraud, and it looks a hundred percent real. It's the best work I've ever done in my life, because it's so honest.

The war isn't over 'til I say it's over. This is my picture - this is NOT the CIA's picture. You think you're in a tight spot now? Alright, Conrad, try making The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse - tell 'im, King.

Hear what he's saying? Three of the horseman DIED. Two weeks before the end of principal photography. This is NOTHING. This is nothing, this is - this is - this is just, "Act One, The War". Now we really do need an Act Two.

Big mistake, big mistake. You gotta bring them in by stages. Big mistake to reveal Schumann before the election.

Sweetheart, Schumann is the shark. Okay? Schumann is Jaws, you know? You have to tease them. You gotta tease them. You don't put Jaws in the first reel of the movie. It's the contract, sweetheart. The contract of the election, whether they know it or not, is "Vote for me Tuesday, Wednesday I'll produce Schumann." See, that's what they're paying their seven bucks for.

Fuck the world. Try a ten a.m. script meeting, coked to the gills, no sleep and you haven't even read the treatment.

This is nothing! Piece of cake! Producing is being a samurai warrior. They pay you day in, day out for years so that one day when called upon, you can respond, your training at its peak, and save the day!

You take the fruit of forty years - hard lessons, mistakes - and you call it wisdom.

When it's cooking, it's cooking.

This is politics at its finest.

Haven't had this much fun since live TV!

You know, Connie? I felt very much at home in there. Simple quirk of fate. I could have gone this way. It's all a change in wardrobe.

You know, you can't save the world. All you can do is try.

Conrad 'Connie' Brean Monologues

They're war slogans, Mr. Motss. We remember the slogans, we can't even remember the fucking wars. You know why? That's show business. That's why we're here. Naked girl covered in Napalm. 'V for Victory'. Five Marines raising the flag, Mt. Suribachi. You remember the picture 50 years from now, you'll have forgotten the war. The Gulf War, smart bomb falling down a chimney. 2500 missions a day, 100 days. ONE video of ONE bomb Mr. Motts, the American people bought that war. War is show business - that's why we're here.

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

You watched the Gulf War, what do you see day after day? The one smart bomb falling down the chimney. The truth? I was in the building when we shot that shot - we shot in a studio, Falls Church, Virginia. One-tenth scale model of a building.

Well, I have, too. Would you do it again…? Isn't that why you're here? I guess so. And if you go to war again, who is it going to be against? Your "ability to fight a Two-ocean War" against who? Sweden and Togo? Who you sitting here to Go To War Against? That time has passed. It's passed. It's over. The war of the future is nuclear terrorism. It is and it will be against a small group of dissidents who, unbeknownst, perhaps, to their own governments, have blah blah blah. And to go to that war, you've got to be prepared. You have to be alert, and the public has to be alert. Cause that is the war of the future, and if you're not gearing up, to fight that war, eventually the axe will fall. And you're gonna be out in the street. And you can call this a "drill," or you can call it "job security," or you can call it anything you like. But I got one for you: you said, "Go to war to protect your Way of Life," well, Chuck, this is your way of life. Isn't it? And if there ain't no war, then you, my friend, can go home and prematurely take up golf. Because there ain't no war but ours.

They could come to your house in the middle of the night and kill you.

What difference does it make if it's true? If it's a story and it breaks, they're gonna run with it.

Well, if Kissinger can win the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find out I'd won the Preakness.

We're not gonna have a war, we're gonna have the appearance of a war.

Now folks, folks, this is a shitty business and it needs no ghosts come from the grave to tell us that but Lord willing and Jesus tarries eight days from now I'm going to be taking you folks into the second term. Wait 'til you hear the speech tonight, the 303 speech - great!

I'm doing my job too and let me ask you something. Let me ask you a simple question. Why do people go to war? Why do they go to war?

Brad Wesley Monologues

Elvis! Play something with balls!

My grandfather.

He was an asshole. But you, you're a smart boy, aren't you, Dalton? You're just not too realistic. Christ, I'm just like you. I came up the hard way, from the streets of Chicago. You know, when I came to this town after Korea there was nothing. I brought the mall here. I got the 7-Eleven. I got the Fotomat here. Christ, JC Penney is coming here because of me. You ask anybody, they'll tell you.

You bet your ass I have. And I'm gonna get richer. I believe we all have a purpose on this earth. A destiny. I have a faith in that destiny. It tells me to gather unto me what is mine. But, Christ, you get paid for beating people up. Tell me you don't love it. Of course you do. You wouldn't be human if you didn't.

Dalton, I have a cousin in Memphis. Tells me you killed a man down there. Tells me you said it was self-defense at the trial. But you and I know that isn't so, don't we?

Relax. Relax. Tell me, if I owned a bar and I wanted to clean it up, how much would it take to get you to come work for me?

He's a drifter, you know. To see you wind up with someone like that, it's a shame.

Well, you get him out of here, Elizabeth. 'cause if you don't, he's going down. And I'm not gonna lose a second's sleep about it.

Well, with a fire like that, nothin' they could do. Nothin'.

Jack Daniel's.

Thank you. It's like a morgue in here.

Play something, Elvis. Get those firemen in here. I wanna buy them a drink. They risked their lives to save a no-good-faggot-draft-dodger like Red Webster.

Did I explain it wrong? Is that it?

Pat's got a weak constitution. You boys know that. That's why he's working as a bartender. He's my only sister's son. And if he doesn't have me, who's he got? And if I'm not there, you're there.

I should've let you go, Jimmy.

Well, one of you boys owes me an apology. Now I leave it up to you to decide which one of you wants to say "I'm sorry."

I believe you, Tinker.

But you, O'Connor, somehow I don't believe you. Now you better try it again. 'cause if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a man who's untruthful.

If there's one thing that disgusts me, it's a man who can't admit when he's wrong.

You disgust me, O'Connor. You wanna know why you disgust me?

'cause you're a bleeder. You bleed too much. You are a messy bleeder.

You're weak. You got no endurance for PAIN

. Awe, come on, get up. Hey, you'll be fine. Come on.

Well, help him up!

You're gonna be fine. And you know why? Because I like you.

Get this piece-of-shit coward out of here.

Can somebody get a drink around here?

Stroudenmire, I never thought you'd turn on me too. This is my town. Don't you forget it

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