Greta Gerwig
Jo March Monologues
Women, they have minds, and they have souls, as well as just hearts. And they've got ambition, and they've got talent, as well as just beauty. I'm so sick of people saying that love is just all a woman is fit for.
I'd rather be a free spinster and paddle my own canoe.
I can't say "Yes" truly so I won't say it at all. You'll see that I'm right, eventually, and you'll thank me for it.
You'll find some lovely accomplished girl, who will adore you, and make a fine mistress for your fine house. I wouldn't. I'm homely and awkward and odd and you'd be ashamed of me and we would quarrel - we can't help it even now! - I'd hate elegant society and you'd hate my scribbling and we would be unhappy and wish we hadn't done it and everything will be horrid.
Nothing more -- except that... I don't believe I will ever marry. I'm happy as I am, and love my liberty too well to be in any hurry to give it up.
Don't go quietly, fight! Please fight to the end, be LOUD! Don't just quietly go away!
I can't get over my disappointment at being a girl.
What is wrong with me? I've made so many resolutions and written sad notes and cried over my sins, but it just doesn't seem to help. When I get in a passion I get so savage I could hurt anyone and I'd enjoy it.
I suppose marriage has always been an economic proposition. Even in fiction.
And I'm so sick of people saying that love is just all a woman is fit for. I'm so sick of it. But I'm so lonely…
Well my sister Amy is in Paris, and until she marries someone obscenely wealthy, it's up to me to keep the family afloat. Goodbye.
She writes that Laurie is there... I'm glad he's with her, he won't respond to any of my letters.
If I were a girl in a book this would all be so easy.
I can't say "yes" truly, so I'm not going to say it at all.
No one will forget Jo March.
Amy March Monologues
Well, I believe we have some power over who we love, it isn't something that just happens to a person.
Well. I'm not a poet, I'm just a woman. And as a woman I have no way to make money, not enough to earn a living and support my family. Even if I had my own money, which I don't, it would belong to my husband the minute we were married. If we had children they would belong to him, not me. They would be his property. So don't sit there and tell me that marriage isn't an economic proposition, because it is. It may not be for you but it most certainly is for me.
I have been second to Jo my whole life in everything and I will not be the person you settle for just because you cannot have her. I won't do it, not when, not when I've spent my entire life loving you.
I'm making a mould of my foot for Laurie to remind him I have nice feet.
It's just that the only thing you care about is your writing so it's not as if I could hurt you by ruining one of your dresses. And I really did want to hurt you. I am the most sorry for it now. I'm so sorry.
I know. You brought my sister back from the dance. I would have never have sprained my ankle. I have lovely small feet, the best in the family. But I can never go home again, because I'm in such trouble. Look!
I want to be great or nothing.
Aren't you ashamed of a hand like that?
It looks like it's never done a day of work in its life. And that ring is ridiculous.
I feel sorry for you, I really do. I just wish you'd bear it better.
No, I'd be respected if I couldn't be loved.
My nose will simply not look refined.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson Monologues
Hi Mom and Dad, it's me, Christine. It's the name you gave me. It's a good one. Dad, this is more for Mom. Hey, Mom, did you feel emotional the first time that you drove in Sacramento? I did and I wanted to tell you, but we weren't really talking when it happened. All those bends I've known my whole life, and stores, and the whole thing. But I wanted to tell you I love you. Thank you, I'm… thank you.
The only thing exciting about 2002 is that it's a palindrome.
Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong.
No. I'm just saying that, if you took up close pictures of my vagina while I was on my period, it would be disturbing but it doesn't make it wrong.
Listen, if your mother had had the abortion, we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly!
People go by the names their parents give them, but they don't believe in God.
Different things can be sad... it's not all war!
I found when it happened that I really like dry humping more.
I hate California, I want to go to the east coast. I want to go where culture is like, New York, or Connecticut or New Hampshire.
If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died, I'd inherit the dream house.
Oh yeah, we'd have to kill them. And we'd have to kill his older brothers too.
Yeah, but also those East Coast liberal arts schools. Like Yale, but not Yale because I probably couldn't get in.
The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome.
I just don't get why I'm not good at math. My dad is really good at math. Even Miguel has a math degree.
Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that its morally wrong.