Marion Cobretti

Marion Cobretti Monologues

You're a disease, and I'm the cure.

Go ahead. I don't shop here. All right, just relax, amigo. You wanna talk? We'll talk. I'm a sucker for good conversation.

Can't do that.

I don't deal with psychos. I put 'em away.

You're a disease, and I'm the cure.

Drop it!

Hey dirtbag, you're a lousy shot. I don't like lousy shots. You wasted a kid... for nothing. Now I think it's time to waste you.

In America, there's a burglary every 11 seconds, an armed robbery every 65 seconds, a violent crime every 25 seconds, a murder every 24 minutes and 250 rapes a day.

You know what the trouble with you is? You're too violent.

I don't deal with psychos. I put 'em away.

As long as we play by these bullshit rules and the killer doesn't, we're gonna lose.

He didn't say the magic word.

Please.

I always wanted to have a tougher one myself. You know, a little harder name.

Alice.

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