Marion Cobretti
Marion Cobretti Monologues
You're a disease, and I'm the cure.
Go ahead. I don't shop here. All right, just relax, amigo. You wanna talk? We'll talk. I'm a sucker for good conversation.
Can't do that.
I don't deal with psychos. I put 'em away.
You're a disease, and I'm the cure.
Drop it!
Hey dirtbag, you're a lousy shot. I don't like lousy shots. You wasted a kid... for nothing. Now I think it's time to waste you.
In America, there's a burglary every 11 seconds, an armed robbery every 65 seconds, a violent crime every 25 seconds, a murder every 24 minutes and 250 rapes a day.
You know what the trouble with you is? You're too violent.
I don't deal with psychos. I put 'em away.
As long as we play by these bullshit rules and the killer doesn't, we're gonna lose.
He didn't say the magic word.
Please.
I always wanted to have a tougher one myself. You know, a little harder name.
Alice.