Johnny Smith
Johnny Smith Monologues
The ICEā¦ is gonna BREAK!
"Bless me"? You know what God did for me? He threw an 18-wheel truck at me! Bounced me into nowhere for five years! When I woke up, my-my-my girl was gone, my job was gone, my legs are just about useless. Bless me? God's been a real sport to me!
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting, on the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door, and his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming, and the lamp light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor, and my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor, shall be lifted... nevermore.
I keep thinking about a line from a book. It's "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow"; the last thing I gave my class to read before... the accident. Ichabod Crane disappears.; the line goes: "As he was a bachelor, and in nobody's debt, nobody troubled their head about him anymore."
That's what I want. It's what I want.
Your daughter's screaming. The house is burning. Your daughter's in the house. It's not too late.
If you could go back in time to Germany, before Hitler came to power, knowing what you know now, would you kill him?
I've been tutoring this boy named Stuart. In the vision, I saw him drown. But that's not the point. In the vision, something was missing.
It was like... a blank spot, a dead zone.
His father wanted him to play hockey. I talked him out of it. The boy's alive.
I can change it.
Your father says there's something wrong with you, he wants me to bring you out of your shell. I don't know what to do.
Next I want you to read 'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow', you'll love it, this school teacher finds himself being chased by a headless demon.