Joel Barish
Joel Barish Monologues
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.
I could die right now, Clem. I’m just… happy. I’ve never felt that before. I’m just exactly where I want to be.
Random thoughts for Valentine’s day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
Sand is overrated. It’s just tiny, little rocks.
What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she’s a stranger.
I can’t remember anything without you.
Are we like those bored couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? Are we the dining dead? I can’t stand the idea of us being a couple people think that about.