Henry Turner
Henry Turner Monologues
One of the things I do remember is my first day at school. There were all these weird-looking kids and I didn't know any of them and they didn't know me. I was scared, but after two days, we were all laughing about how scared we were. Everybody feels like you do, honey. Everybody.
I don't.
I remember grey carpet. I wanna go home.
That table in my dining room is not the table I ordered. That table looks like a… Goddamn turtle. I demand the table I ordered within the next few days.
You see that man over there? That lady over there. He used to be her husband. Who's she kidding? The damage has already been done.
I know a good blowfish restaurant