Brad Whitewood Sr.
Brad Whitewood Sr. Monologues
They make this sound like "woo, woo, woo!" Coyote bitch gets in heat. First thing she does, she take care of the males. Then she heads toward town. All the neighborhood dogs, they smell her. They go crazy. They follow her. She lures them out on to the desert. Coyote get dog out there… alone. All the other coyote come along, they circle 'round… they kill that dog, eat it. Tommy, if you go in front of that grand jury, what will you say?
That's Tony Pine - he's epileptic.
Most people who drive through here see farms. Houses, and fields, and shit. I see money, I see things, everything got my name writ' on it!
I just bought this car. It's cherry. Will you give me $4600 for her?
You go out with us once or twice. See how it is, then you decide if you still want it. 'Cause if you do, that's it. It's blood. Don't break it.
I already give you a car. That don't mean nothing. I gotta see something in you. I gotta see you got something. Right here. Between the legs. Then I'll give you a real present.
That's not right. You wanna talk to me, you talk in private. I'll tell you something, that girl is trouble. She's nice, she's young, big mouth. You stick by us, you stick by me. You can see this is a group, you don't violate that. Take her home. Don't ever do that again. Okay? Don't even mind, it's okay. Look, everything work out fine.