Lars and the Real Girl Monologues


A delusional young man strikes up an unconventional relationship with a doll he finds on the Internet.


Lars Lindstrom Monologues

Those are nice, huh? And they're not real, so they'll last forever.

I was talking to Bianca, and she was saying that in her culture they have these rites of passages and rituals and cermonies, and, just all kinds of things that, when you do them, go through them, let you know that you're an adult? Doesn't that sound great?

I'm worried about her. I think she has a little problem.

No, that's okay. It's just, and I think it's because she's insecure, it's just, she's just always trying to hug everybody. You know, some people don't like that. Some people don't like to be hugged. But she doesn't realize that. She takes it personally, and, it hurts her feelings. I don't know what to do about that. Do you?

Like a burn. Like when you go outside and your feet freeze and you come back in and then they thaw out? It's like that. It's almost exactly like that.

Uh, not really with Bianca. But everyone else

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