Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Monologues


After awakening from a four-year coma, a former assassin wreaks vengeance on the team of assassins who betrayed her.


The Bride Monologues

No, no, no, no, no. No, to get even, even-Steven... I would have to kill you... go up to Nikki's room, kill her... then wait for your husband, the good Dr. Bell, to come home and kill him. That would be even, Vernita. That'd be about square.

It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.

As I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.

As I lay in the back of Buck's truck, trying to will my limbs out of entropy, I could see the faces of the cunts that did this to me and the dicks responsible. Members all of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only does God exist, you're doing His will.

Wiggle your big toe. Wiggle your big toe. Wiggle your big toe. Wiggle your big toe. Wiggle your big toe.

I've kept you alive for two reasons. And the first reason is information.

But I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss. Give me your other arm!

Bitch, you can stop right there. Just because I have no wish to murder you in front of your daughter doesn't mean that parading her around in front of me will inspire sympathy. You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamned thing you've done in the subsequent four years including getting knocked up is going to change that.

Because my vermin is a former student of yours. And considering the student, I'd say you have a rather large obligation.

Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.

Gogo may be young; but, what she lacks in age, she makes up for in madness.

It was one year after the massacre in El Paso, Texas, that Bill backed his Nippon progeny financially and philosophically in her Shakespearian in magnitude power struggle with the other yakuza clans over who would rule vice in the city of Tokyo. When the final sword was sheathed it was O-Ren Ishii and her powerful posse.

She swore revenge. Luckily for her, Boss Matsumoto was a pedophile. At 11, she got her revenge.

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