Top Dollar Monologues

Dad gave me this. Fifth birthday. He said, “Childhood’s over the moment you know you’re gonna die.”

Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I’m dead!

Ya know, my daddy used to say every man’s got a devil. And you can’t rest ’til you find him. What happened back there with you and your girlfriend – I cleared that building. Hell, nothin’ in this town happens without my say-so. So I’m sorry if I spoiled your wedding plans there, friend. But, if it’s any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.

For a ghost you bleed just fine.

So you’re him, huh? The Avenger. The Killer of Killers. Nice outfit. I’m not sure about the face, though.

No, I want you to set a fire so goddamn big, the gods’ll notice us again, that’s what I’m sayin’. I want all of you boys to be able to look me straight in the eye one more time and say: ARE WE HAVING FUN OR WHAT? Hey, you! What’s your name? Skank? You don’t feel that?

“I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook.” Well, boy, your mama must be damn proud of you!

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