Tiffany Maxwell Monologues

I do this! Time after time after time! I do all this shit for other people! And then I wake up and I’m empty! I have nothing!

Can we get through one fucking conversation without you reminding me that my goddamn husband’s dead?

I was a big slut, but I’m not anymore. There will always be a part of me that is sloppy and dirty, but I like that, just like all the other parts of myself. I can forgive. Can you say the same for yourself, fucker? Can you forgive? Are you capable of that?

Humanity is just nasty and there’s no silver lining.

Not that I give a fuck about football or about your superstitions, but if it’s me reading the signs, I don’t send the Eagles guy whose personal motto is “Excelsior,” to a fucking Giants game, especially when he’s already in a legal situation.

You might not of had experienced the shit that I did, but you loved hearing about it, didn’t you? You’re afraid to be alive, you’re afraid to live. You’re a conformist. You’re a hypocrite. You’re a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me!

It’s gonna be amazing, and you’re gonna be amazing, and she’s gonna be amazing, and you’re not gonna be that guy that’s gonna take advantage of a situation without offering to do something back. So think about the dance thing.

I saw the way you were looking at me, Pat. You felt it, I felt it, don’t lie. We’re not liars like they are. I live in the addition around back, which is completely separate from my parents’ house, so there’s no chance of them walking in on us. I hate the fact that you wore a football jersey to dinner because I hate football, but you can fuck me if you turn the lights off, okay?

You are afraid to be alive. You are afraid to live. You’re a hypocrite. You’re a conformist. You’re a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me. You’re an asshole. YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE! Get off of me! He’s harassing me! HE’S HARASSING ME!

It’s gonna be amazing, and you’re gonna be amazing, and she’s gonna be amazing, and you’re not gonna be that guy that’s gonna take advantage of a situation without offering to do something back. So think about the dance thing.

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