Terrence Bundley Monologues

YES! Say it a million times. Then say it a million more. And the word you will have said two million times is…

You can’t audit life, my friend.

If the molehill won’t come to Terrence…

Terrence will come to the molehill!

You’re dead, Carl. You say no to life, and therefore you’re not living. You make up excuses to the people around you and to yourself. You’re stuck in the same dead-end job, you have been for years. You don’t have a girlfriend, you don’t have anything close to a girlfriend and you lost the love of your life because she couldn’t be with someone who didn’t live theirs. And on most nights you’re so bored and filled with ennui, you can’t even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate. Am I right, Carl?

Words That Rhyme With Yes. Guess. Mess. Tess. That’s a name. Less. A word and a name.

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