If you want to be president, you can start a war, you can lie, you can cheat, you can bankrupt the country, but you can’t fuck the interns. They’ll get you for that.
I’m not a Christian. I’m not an Atheist. I’m not Jewish. I’m not Muslim. My religion, what I believe in is called the Constitution of United States of America.
How old are you?
Twenty-one?
That’s young.
Well, you see, the laws are different in different states. Here, at your hotel here in Kentucky, it’s frowned upon.
But, if we go across the bridge into Ohio…
Yeah, surprisingly, they’re very lax about their child-endangerment laws.
I took a cab.
I’m married to the campaign, governor.
I can’t find the goddamn polls!
