Shelby Eatenton Latcherie Monologues

Mama, I don’t know why you have to make everything so difficult. I look at having a baby as the opportunity of a lifetime. Sure there may be risk involved, but that’s true for anybody. But you get through it and life goes on. And when it’s all said and done there will be a little piece of immortality with Jackson’s good looks and my sense of style, I hope. Please, please I need your support. I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

Would it be too much to ask for a little excitement, not too much I wouldn’t want you to break a sweat or anything. It’s in July. Oh Mama, you have to help me plan. We’re gonna get a new house. Jackson and I are going house hunting next week. Jackson loves to hunt for anything.

He’s so excited. He says he doesn’t care whether it’s a boy or a girl, but I know he really wants a son so bad he can taste it. He’s really cute about the whole thing. It’s all he can talk about: Jackson Latree, Jr.

You know what you need in here, Truvy. You need a radio. Music is a wonderful thing to have in the background and it takes the pressure off of people who feel they *have to talk so much.*

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