Roy Monologues

Where the hell do you think you’re going?

Hey, you look at me when I’m talkin’ to you, bitch!

Fuck you, lady! Come here!

You wanna play rough, let’s play rough. Come on, lets play rough!

Yeah, keep comin’ closer asshole! Don’t think I won’t break her fuckin’ neck!

Fuck you, Marty! I’m walkin’ outta slowly. Really slow.

Hell, he couldn’t kick his own ass.

I got you. You the lawyer. Well, you sure fucked this one up, didn’t you, counselor! Looks to me like they’re gonna shoot ol’ Aaron so full o’ poison it’s gonna come out his eyes!

If you lay that tough-man shit on Aaron again, I will kick your fuckin’ ass to Sunday!

Mr. Vail?

Will you t-tell Miss Venable I’m sorry? Tell her I hope her neck is okay.

Well… good for you, Marty. I was going to let it go at that. You was looking so happy just now. I was thinking, hmmm God. But to tell you the truth, I’m glad you figured it out, because I have been dying to tell you. I just didn’t know who you’d wanna hear it from, you know? Aaron or Roy… or Roy or Aaron. Well, I’ll let you in on a little secret. A sort of a client-attorney-privilege type of a secret, you know what I mean? It don’t matter who you hear it from. It’s the same story.

I j-j-just… had to kill Linda, Mr. Vail.

That cunt just got what she deserved. But… cutting up that son of a bitch Rushman? That was just a fucking work of art.

Yeah. I did get caught, though, didn’t I?

Jesus Christ, Marty. If that’s what you think, I am disappointed in you, I don’t mind telling you. There never was an Aaron… counselor! Come on, Marty! I thought you had it figured, there at the end. The way you put me on the stand like that? That was fucking brilliant, Marty! And that whole thing like “act-like-a-man”? Jesus, I knew exactly what you wanted from me. It was like we were dancing, Marty!

Oh come on, don’t be like that, Marty. We did it, man. We fucking did it! We’re a great team, you and me. You think I could’ve done this without you? You’re just feeling a little angry here, because you started to care about old Aaron, I can understand that, but… you know, love hurts, Marty. What can I say? Hey, I’m just kidding, bud! I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings! What else was I supposed to do? Hey, you’re gonna thank me down the road, because this is gonna toughen you right up, Martin Vail! You hear me? That’s a promise!

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