Robert Wakefield Monologues

What’s Washington like? Well its like Calcutta, surrounded by beggars. The only difference is the beggars in Washington wear fifteen hundred dollar suits and they don’t say please or thank you.

If there is a war on drugs, then many of our family members are the enemy. And I don’t know how you wage war on your own family.

Look, we need to take down either of these cartels: either Juarez or Tijuana. Not because they’re a symbol but… hell, they are a symbol! But because we need to send a message! When Carlos Ayala hires Michael Addler as his legal defense, I send Ben Williams down to San Diego as a prosecutor, why? Because it’s a symbol. It’s a symbol that we are sending the best! It’s a message that we’re going after their top guys.

Well you’ve done a fine job, General. The Office of National Drug Control Policy is in better shape than when you found it.

Mr. Rodman, it’s a shame that your client didn’t use as much sense in choosing what he planted as he did in choosing his attorney. But lately the only variation I’m hearing in your argument is the name of your client. Now, you can stand here all day and argue the ins and outs of Illinois v. Gates, but you’re not gonna convince me that our government has not sanctioned the use of anonymous informants. Furthermore there is no sacred protection of property rights in our country. You grow marijuana on your farm, be it an ounce or an acre of plants, that farm can be seized, and that farm can be sold.

My name is Robert. And my wife, Barbara and I are here to support our daughter Caroline. And we’re here to listen.

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