Professor Abraham Van Helsing Monologues

Yeah, she was in great pain! Then we cut off her head, and drove a stake through her heart, and burned it, and then she found peace.

Jack. Come here. I know how deeply you loved her. That is why you must trust me and believe.

Mr. Morris, your bullets will not harm him. He must be beheaded. I suggest you use your big Bowie knife.

Civilization, and syphilization, have advanced together.

We’ve all become God’s madmen, all of us.

We are dealing with forces beyond all human experience, and enormous power. So guard her well. Otherwise, your precious Lucy will become a bitch of the Devil! A whore of darkness!

Hear me out, young man. Lucy is not a random victim, attacked by mere accident, you understand? No. She is a willing recruit, a breathless follower, a wanton follower. I dare say, a devoted disciple. She is the Devil’s concubine!

She lives beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness. She is “vampyr”, “nosferatu”. These creatures do not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong and become immortal once infected by another nosferatu. So, my friends we fight not one beast but legions that go on age after age after age, feeding on the blood of the living.

Jack, you are a scientist; do you not think there are things in this Universe that you cannot understand and which are true?

Do not let your eyes see or your ears hear that which you cannot account for.

We have learned much. Dracula fears us. He fears time. For if he does not, why does he hurry so.

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