True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend…
I’ve had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.
Well, see. Blue’s dead. Frank’s divorced. I lost my house. Nicole thinks I’m a total jackass. And now we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school, and you’re not even gonna help them.
Let’s see. Blue’s dead. Frank’s divorced. I’ve lost my house. Nicole thinks I’m a total jackass. And we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school and you’re not even gonna help them out.
Well, yes, but Blue was really old. And I feel pretty confident when we get the autopsy back it’ll say natural causes.
At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinderblock in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinderblock have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
