Marty McFly Monologues

Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don’t have enough road to get up to 88.

Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

So you’re my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Ah… Are you telling me that you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?

I g-guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.

No, wait, Doc. Doc. The-the-the bruise on your head, I know how that happened. You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,

which is what makes time travel possible.

If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

What happens to us in the future? Do we become assholes or something?

Oh. One other thing. If you guys ever have kids, and one of them, when he’s eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug… go easy on him.

Dear Dr. Brown. On the night that I go back in time, you will be shot by terrorists. Please take whatever precautions are necessary to prevent this terrible disaster. Your friend, Marty.

Hey, hey, I’ve seen this one. I’ve seen this one. This is a classic. This is, uh, where Ralph dresses up as a man from space.

This is heavy-duty, Doc. This is great. Uh, does it run, like, on regular unleaded gasoline?

Lorraine. Have you ever been in a situation where you knew you had to act a certain way, but when you got there, you didn’t know if you could go through with it?

Of course! The Enchantment Under the Sea dance! They’re supposed to go to this. That’s where they kiss for the first time.

But the car, Dad. I mean, he wrecked it. He totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad. I mean, do you have any idea how important this was to me? Do you have any clue?

What if I send in the tape and they don’t like it? I mean, what if they say I’m no good? What if they say, “Get outta here, kid. You got no future”? I mean, I just don’t think I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I’m starting to sound like my old man!

My name is Lord Vader. I am an Extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan.

“Too loud.” I can’t believe it. I’m never gonna get a chance to play in front of anybody.

All right, okay, Jennifer. What if I send in the tape in and they don’t like it? What if they say I’m no good? What if they say, “Get out of here kid. You’ve got no future”? I mean, I just don’t think I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I’m starting to sound like my old man.

Check out that 4×4. That is hot. Someday, Jennifer. Someday. Wouldn’t it be great to take that truck up to the lake? Throw a couple of sleeping bags in the back. Lie out underneath the stars.

No, get out of town. My mom thinks I’m going camping with the guys. Look, Jennifer, my mother would freak out if she knew I was going out with you, and I’d get the standard lecture about how she never did that kind of stuff when she was a kid. I mean, look, I think the woman was born a nun.

Look, Marvin, you gotta play. See, that’s where they kiss for the first time on the dance floor. And if there’s no music, they can’t dance. If they can’t dance, they can’t kiss. If they can’t kiss they can’t fall in love, and I’m history.

This is uh… this is heavy duty, Doc, this is great. Does it run on, um, regular unleaded gasoline?

Look at this picture, my brother, my sister, & me. Look at her sweatshit, doc. Class of 1984

So, anyway, George, about Lorraine… she really likes you. She told me to tell you that she wants you to ask her to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.

Look, George. I’m telling you, George, if you do not ask Lorraine to that dance, I’m gonna regret it for the rest of my life.

Damn it, Doc! Why did you have to tear up that letter? If I only had more time.

Wait a minute. I got all the time I want. I got a time machine! I can just go back early and warn him.

Tell her destiny brought you together. Tell her that she is the most beautiful girl you have ever seen in the world. Girls like that stuff.

Well, because, George, she wants to go with you. She just doesn’t know it yet. That’s why we gotta show her that you, George McFly, are a fighter. You’re somebody who’s gonna stand up for yourself, somebody who’s gonna protect her.

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