Well, it’s not easy, that’s for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I’m proud to say that we’re very happy.
Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.
Yeah sure you have – your old D-A-D! You know I’ll always be there to love you and support you no matter what kind of pickle you’re in… Obviously.
Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over your house.
Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!
You’re just a kid. I don’t want you to get ripped off by a couple of baby-starved wing-nuts.
Liberty Bell, if you put one more Baco on that potato, I’m gonna kick your little monkey butt.
