Lt. Vincent Hanna Monologues

My life’s a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father’s this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we’re passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage – my third – because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That’s my life.

I’m angry. I’m very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband’s dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we’ve been face to face, if I’m there and I gotta put you away, I won’t like it. But I tell you, if it’s between you and some poor bastard whose wife you’re gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.

Oh, I see, what I should do is, er, come home and say “Hi honey! Guess what? I walked into this house today, where this junkie asshole just fried his baby in a microwave, because it was crying too loud. So let me share that with you. Come on, let’s share that, and in sharing it, we’ll somehow, er, cathartically dispel all that heinous shit”. Right?

Here’s the update: Hugh Benny has reformed his wayward life and become a “born again good citizen”, apparently Neil got sold out to us by a cowboy named “Waingro”, Waingro used to be a part of Neil’s crew then he went to work for a money launderer named Van Zant ,units are at Van Zant’s house as we speak because he got shot dead earlier tonight, if Neil goes after anyone else, it’s going to be Waingro, Waingro just got himself a suite at the airport Marquee under the name “Jameson” he’s there now I want you to get that to bail bondsmen, bookies, assignment officers and snitches in county anyone you can think of that will put it out on the street, deploy a team down at the hotel and personally check their COMMS every thirty minutes because maybe Neil would go for him.

What are you going to take them on? Breaking and entering? They didn’t steal anything, don’t you get it? It gets knocked back to some chicken shit misdemeanor they do six months and their out, no fucking way.

Tell SIS I want full surveillance on McCauley twenty four hours around the clock day and night never close open seven days a week bug, the car and the house I want pictures of who he moves with and sits with then you guys run makes on them if they got jackets I want to see who they move and sit with and I want it up and running by tomorrow night.

I have this reoccurring dream. I’m sitting at this big banquet table: all of the victims of all the murders I’ve ever worked are sitting at this table and they’re staring at me, they have these black eyeballs because they have eight ball hemorrhages from their head wounds and there they are these big balloon people because I found them two weeks after they’ve been found under the bed. The neighbors reported the smell and there they are: just sitting there.

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