You don’t want to quit me, I’m your dream client: I’m the most fun, I’m rich, and I’m always in trouble.
Eight million people buy it, and no one reads. Gentleman… Playboy is mocking you.
I think the real obscenity comes from raising our youth to believe that sex is bad and ugly and dirty, and yet it is heroic to go spill guts and blood in the most ghastly manner in the name of humanity.
If the First Amendment will protect a scumbag like me, it will protect all of you.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody’s got one.
You get the fuck out of my building. Doug get him out of here. You blow dried jerk mother fucker. Take him out of here and throw him in the incinerator, cut him to little pieces and feed him to the animals out there. Get out of here.
Look, we’re not running a flower shop here. We’re selling the girl. So stop playing with all the props and pillows and flowers and just shoot the girl.
There, that’s exactly what we want, that’s perfect a woman’s vagina has just as much personality as her face.
I turned the whole world into a tabloid.
These are my friends – lots of money, lots of friends.
What is more obscene: Sex or war?
No but I don’t think they had Playboy in mind or people either for that matter because I saw a couple of four letter words in there a few weeks back.
No that’s just the disguise for censorship. This country belongs to me just as much it belongs to you, if you don’t like Hustler Magazine, don’t read it.
If a kid gets caught drinking beer in a tavern, we don’t ban Budweiser across the nation.
Murder is illegal but if you take a picture of somebody committing the act of murder they’ll put you on the cover of Newsweek, you might even win a Pulitzer Prize and yet sex is legal everybody is “doing it” or everybody wants to be “doing it”. Yet if you take a picture of two people in the act of sex or if you take a picture of a woman’s naked body and they’ll put you in jail. Now I have a message for all you good moral Christian people who are complaining that breasts and vaginas are obscene, but don’t complain to me, complain to the manufacturer and Jesus told us not to judge, I know you’re going to judge anyway so judge sanely, judge with your eyes open. Politicians and demigods like to say sexually explicit material corrupts the youth of our country yet they lie, cheat, steal and start unholy wars. I think the real obscenity comes from raising our youth to believe that sex is bad and ugly and dirty yet it is growing, To go spill guts and blood in the most ghastly manner in the name of humanity. With all the taboos attached to sex it’s no wonder we have the problems we have, it’s no wonder why we’re angry and violent genocidal.
I don’t have to. It may be wrong in some people’s opinion to portray women the way I have, but it’s not illegal it may not be the smartest thing to have too much to drink but it’s not illegal. Abortion may be more morally “repugnant” but right now but it’s not illegal. If you want to change the law that’s another discussion but our right to decide for ourselves cannot be restricted. George Orwell said,” if liberty means anything it means the right to tell people what they don’t want to hear”, America is the strongest country in the world today only because it is the freest country and if it ever loses its sight on its basic heritage and the principles involved then we will no longer be free
Give a big hand to Alison from Tennessee
thank you Jimmy I don’t know if all of you feel the way I do right now but we deliver the finest ladies in southern Ohio don’t you think? And now give a warm welcome to Hilary and Melissa they’re here all the way from Paris and London… Kentucky.
Good hardworking news dealers are being threatened and intimidated: if that’s not censorship I don’t know what is. What we’re going to do is I’m going to pay this news dealer one thousand dollars. I am renting this store for the next twenty fours. I am in charge now and if anybody wants to purchase a copy of Hustler Magazine
Yes you can sir, here is the Hustler Magazine I’m selling to this gentleman
Vicki Morgan was Alfred Bloomingdale’s mistress and Alfred introduced her to all of Reagan’s cabinet buddies and she was a real party girl and they really liked her if you know what I mean: the thing about Vicki she was a little bit “naïve” and she started writing a book about these orgies they were having and then next thing she’s murdered but what these white house killers don’t realize that Vicki kept some videotapes of these orgies and these videotapes are pure carnality, filthy I have never seen anything, well I have but most people haven’t.
Technically nothing but I had those tapes and this tape and it made me think of it
There will no more photo spreads of women alone from now on. Sex will be presented in a more natural setting with the man in the picture: a Genesis pictorial for example, Adam and Eve “getting it on” in the Garden of Eden and next month I’d like to have pretty girls floating on big glass crucifixes
