John Dillinger Monologues

I was raised on a farm in Moooresville, Indiana. My mama died when I was three, my daddy beat the hell out of me cause he didn’t know no better way to raise me. I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you… what else you need to know?

Listen, doll. That’s ’cause they’re all about where people come from. The only thing that’s important is where someone’s going.

We’re having too good a time today. We ain’t thinking about tomorrow.

My friends call me John but a son of a bitch screw like you better refer to me as Mr. John Dillinger.

You can put it away. Not here for your money. Here for the bank’s money.

You wanna know if we’re armed? We’re armed.

I was a wild boy, and, well, I was foolish. I held up a grocery store, which I never should have done ’cause Mr. Morgan was a good man. And they sentenced me to 10 years in the state penitentiary for a $50 theft. When I was in prison, I met a lot of good fellows. So sure, yeah, I helped set up the break at Michigan City. Why not? I stick with my pals and my pals stick with me.

You can be a dead hero or a live coward.

Well, here’s the man who killed Pretty Boy Floyd. Damn good thing he was pretty, ’cause he sure wasn’t Whiz Kid Floyd. Tell me something, Mr. Purvis. That fellow, the one who got killed at the Sherone Apartments – the newspaper said you found him alive. It’s the eyes, ain’t it? They look at you right before they go. And then they just drift away into nothing. That’ll keep you up nights.

Coffee. You act like a confident man, Mr. Purvis. You got a few qualities. Probably pretty good from a distance, especially when you got the fellow outnumbered. But up close, toe to toe, when somebody’s about to die right here, right now – I’m used to that. What about you?

Three rules I learned from Walter Dietrich. One: never work with people who are desperate. Two: never work with people who aren’t the best. Three: neverwork when you’re not ready.

Without women, I might as well have stayed in stir.

I ain’t most men.

If you fall I’ll catch you.

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