I’m gonna kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. In fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or… wait a minute. With the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York, but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done and I could also be dead.
In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.
Carol was a poet and a member of MENSA so…
Yeah she was also a heroin addict, but I thought it was insulin, so how was I to know?
My knowledge of art is limited to Kirk Douglas as Vincent VanGogh.
Madeline was an archaeologist. She was fabulous.
Yeah, okay, she had a little problem with fidelity. You know, I didn’t happen to see it.
Well, that’s something we never gonna know. We’ve managed to produce a fabulous daughter though. She got your looks, fortunately, and my… magic personality.
You’re going to major in Journalism or Law. Not Rowing.
There was a moment there when I stroked when I should have hickeyed.
