Jim Malone Monologues

You said you wanted to get Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I’m saying is, what are you prepared to do?

And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way. Because they’re not gonna give up the fight, until one of you is dead.

You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That’s* the *Chicago* way! And that’s how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I’m offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?

You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.

If you’re afraid of getting a rotten apple, don’t go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.

Don’t wait for it to happen. Don’t even want it to happen. Just watch what does happen.

Where are you from, Stone?

“Stone”? “George Stone”? That’s your name? What’s your real name?

Nah. What was it before you changed it?

Jeez, I knew it! That’s all you need is one thieving wop on the team!

I said that you’re a lying member of a no-good race.Mr. Ness, everybody knows where the booze is. The problem isn’t finding it, the problem is who wants to cross Capone.

I need to know where this guy is! And I need to know NOW! Or I’m gonna rat you out for all the shit I know that you’ve done in your life! I’m going to turn you over!

Let’s cut the wolfing, pal! You tell me, or you’re going to the hospital or the fucking morgue!

You’re gonna talk, pal. You’re gonna beg to talk. Because somebody’s going to talk!

Hey you, on your feet! We need you to translate this book! And I’m not going to ask you a second time! I’m gonna count to three.

What’s the matter? Can’t you talk with a gun in your mouth? One… two… THREE!

Welcome to Chicago.This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.

If you walk through this door now, you’re walking into a world of trouble. And there’s no turning back. You understand?

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