Jack O’Donnell Monologues

This is the best bad idea we have, sir. By far.

I am not going to leave him at the airport with six people and his dick in his hand. Tell the Director to call the White House. Do your fucking job!

Brace yourself; it’s like talking to those two old fucks on “The Muppets”.

It all just changed. They called the game. You’ve got to come back. Joint Chiefs are planning a military rescue of the hostages in a month. Delta Force started training to storm the grounds. So if the six of them get brought down there, they won’t be held for long.

It’s over, Tony.

Listen to me. The thinking’s changed. Six Americans get pulled out of a Canadian diplomat’s house and executed, it’s a world outrage. Six Americans get caught playing movie make-believe with the CIA at the airport and executed, it’s a national embarrassment. They’re calling the operation.

What we are is required to follow orders. I’m sorry.

He wants to give you the Intelligence Star. You’re getting the highest award of merit of the clandestine services of these United States. Ceremony’s on the 14th.

The op was classified, so the ceremony’s classified. He can’t know about it. Nobody can know about it.

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