Driver Monologues

There’s a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don’t need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you’re on your own. Do you understand?

Good. And you won’t be able to reach me on this phone again.

Can I talk to you? I won’t keep you long. I have to go somewhere and I don’t think I can come back. But I just wanted you to know getting to be around you and Benicio was the best thing that ever happened to me.

You know the story about the scorpion and the frog? Your friend Nino didn’t make it across the river.

If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we’re going, where we’re going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you’re on your own. I don’t sit in while you’re running it down. I don’t carry a gun. I drive.

Now, you just got a little boy’s father killed and you almost got us killed and now you’re lying to me. So how about this? From now on, every word out of your mouth is the truth or I’m going to hurt you.

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