As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won’t need much, just a tiny taste.
Sounds like big trouble. You’re going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you’ll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend.
Because naturally I’m going to have to go with you. And we’re going to have to arm ourselves… to the teeth!
Hey honkies. You folks wanna buy some heroin? Goddamnit, I’m serious. All I’m trying to sell you is some pure fucking smack! This is the real stuff! You won’t get hooked. I just got back from Vietnam. Ahahaha… scag! Pbbbbbbb… I wanna sell you some pure fucking smack… pure… fuck…
If I put you in the pool right now you’ll sink like a god damn stone. You took too much man, you took too much, too much. Don’t try and fight it. You’ll get brain bubbles, strokes, aneurisms. You’ll just wither up and die.
Hello? Hi Lucy, God bless. Yeah it’s me. What? I dont know, I taught that bastard a lesson he’ll never forget. What? No, not dead. But he won’t be bothering anybody for a while. Yeah, I left him out there. I stomped him. I pulled all his teeth out.
But we have a problem. That bastard cashed a bad cheque downstairs and gave you as a reference. They’ll be looking for both of you. Yeah I know. You can’t judge a book by it’s cover… some people are just basically rotten. Well the last thing in the world you want to do is call this hotel again. They’ll trace the call and put you straight behind bars. Yeah I’m moving to the tropicana right away… when I get a room I’ll let you know which one it is… I gotta get off. They probably have this phone tapped baby… Yeah I know it’s horrible but it’s all over now.
