“D.J.” Berlin Monologues

That’s Frieda, our maid. Personally I think she was Hitler’s maid at Berchtesgaden.

And, of course, my stepbrother Scott, who’s very smart, but currently on the outs with the family, because he’s become a conservative Republican, which has caused my stepfather to have a stroke since we’re all liberal Democrats.

And wouldn’t you know it, as soon as his brain started functioning properly, Scott resigned from the Young Conservative Republican Club and started espousing left-wing, Democratic, liberal philosophy.

If Dad’s a liberal Democrat, then you’d have to say Mom is the one thing more extreme. She’s a guilty liberal Democrat.

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