Claire Colburn Monologues

So you failed. Alright you really failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You think I care about that? I do understand. You wanna be really great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you’re still smiling.

I’m impossible to forget, but I’m hard to remember.

Sadness is easier because its surrender. I say make time to dance alone with one hand waving free.

Trust me. Everybody is less mysterious than they think they are.

Most of the sex I’ve had in my life was not as personal as that kiss.

Welcome to the annual meeting of people who annually meet, and we’ll see ya’ll next year.

I’m going to miss your lips. And everything attached to them.

You’re an artist, man. Your job is to break through barriers. Not accept blame and bow and say thank you, I’m a loser, I’ll go away now. Oh, Phil’s mean to me, whaa, whaa, So what.

You want to be *really* great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make ’em wonder why you’re still smiling. That’s true greatness to me. But don’t listen to me, I’m a Claire.

I don’t know a lot about everything, but I do know a lot about the part of everything that I know, which is people.

To have never taken a solitary road trip across country? I mean everybody’s got to take a road trip, at least once in their lives. Just you and some music.

Some music needs air. Roll down your window.

Men see things in a box, and women see them in a round room.

What they say is, it will hit you, it could be ten minutes or it could be ten years from now.

I’ve spent so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem, that I forget what the problem *actually* was.

I want you to get into the deep beautiful melancholy of everything that’s happened.

And so we all became helpers, which I so can’t help. I can’t help helping.

Life cannot be so cruel that we don’t deserve to be together… to eat.

Never met a Mitch I didn’t like. Fun, full of life. Like… everyone wants to be a part of Mitch’s club.

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