Carl Allen Monologues

Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I’ll die. I just don’t wanna be kept alive artificially.

Hey, Carl… you wanna give your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How ’bout letting him use up the phone battery so that you can’t get help when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a fuckin’ great idea!

You ever had a Red Bull? Ive never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night – I really like Red Bull.

.. got this new… glow in the dark thing… cant really see it right now, unless you go like this…

Why don’t you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don’t mind if I do!

Hey… I’m just saying ‘yes’ to life… ’cause… you gotta say ‘yes’ to life… I’m in a secret covenant… That sounded naughty!

The era of “yes” has begun.

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