Let me see… I know how to fence and you don’t. Or, I have class and you don’t. Take your pick.
Don’t you realize what’s happening? Oh man, this is beyond coincidence, this is beyond imagination! I only have a mother, and you only have a father… You’ve never seen your Mom, and I’ve never seen my Dad. You have one old picture of your Mom, I have one old picture of my Dad but at least yours is probably a whole picture.
Mine’s a pathetic little thing, ripped right down the middle… What are you rummaging in your trunk for this time?
This is so freaky. Okay. On the count of three, we’ll show them to each other, okay?
That girl is without a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature to ever walk the planet!
She’s drunk! She’s never had more than one glass of wine her entire life and she chooses today to show up totally zonked!
You’re young, beautiful, sexy, and hey, the guy is only human, but if you ask me marriage is supposed to be based on something more than just sex, right?
Right. Fine. If that’s the way you want it, then let the games begin.
