Salma Hayek Monologues

I had two big accidents in my life Diego, the trolley and you… You are by far the worse.

At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.

Yes, you did, and I married you anyway. And, you promised to be loyal. You have been my comrade, my fellow artist... my best friend. But you've never been my husband.

I've lost the toes of one foot. My back is useless, I have an infection of the kidneys. I smoke, I drink, I curse. I can't have children. I have no money and a stack of hospital bills. Shall I keep going?

I want you to burn this Judas of a body. I don't want to be buried. I've spent enough time lying down. Burn it.

They say never trust a limping dog or the tears of a woman.

I love a man with melones that are bigger than mine.

Don't think I am going to sleep with you just because you took me under your wing.

You've been my comrade, my fellow artist, and my best friend, but you've never been my husband.

Careful, guys. This corpse is still breathing. Try to get me there in one piece.

Shut up Panzone. Who died? Where is the music? You see doctor, I followed your orders. I didn't leave my bed.

I'm just keeping you honest, panzon.

If I'm not good enough, I have to do something else to help my parents.