Dennis Farina Monologues

Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone.

Sidney, siddown, relax, have a sandwich, drink a glass of milk, do some fuckin' thing.

Don't say a word to me, Sidney, don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head.

You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fuckin' pencil. Do you understand me?

Sidney, relax. Have a cream soda. Everything's gonna be all over with in a few minutes.

I thought you said this guy was gonna be on the plane.

"That's the information we got." I'm gonna tell you something. I want this guy taken out, and I want him taken out fast. You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil. You get the message?

This is it. Tonight is the fucking night. I am tired of all these screw-ups. As soon as I get the discs from Walsh, you guys drop Walsh and then you drop the Duke. You understand? I get the discs, you drop them.

So I'm finally in the presence of greatness, huh? The Duke. The guy that steals money from the scum of the earth and gives it to the unfortunates of the world. I wanted to meet you face to face. Did you actually think that you were gonna steal my money and get away with it? I stopped by here to tell you two things. Number one is that you're gonna die tonight. Number two, I'm gonna go home, have a nice hot meal, I'm gonna find your wife and I'm gonna kill her, too.

I'm gonna blow-torch the both of yous if you don't bring back the Duke.

Well, if Walsh is that good, Tony, maybe I should hire him to hit YOU.