Daniel Lugo Monologues

Don’t eyeball me! I’ve seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me! I’ll be your stepfather in about a week!

I have no sympathy for people who squander their gifts. It’s sickening. It’s worse than sickening. It’s unpatriotic.

Life’s gonna give me another set. I know it will.

My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness. All this began because it was time to push myself harder, otherwise I was looking at another forty years wearing sweatpants to work…

If you’re willing to do the work, you can have anything. That’s what makes the U.S. of A great. When it started, America was just a handful of scrawny colonies. Now, it’s the most buff, pumped-up country on the planet. That’s pretty rad.

In the end after reviewing our past performance, we could come to only one conclusion. We’re so much better when we wing it.

Sometimes God just fucks up your order and you gotta chow down on that shitty shame sandwich.

No, man! We snatch him, we grab him, signs a few signature, we give him a protein shake! He dunnit even know what happened! I watched a lot of movies Paul, I know what I’m doing!

I put up with stuff that they don’t have names for in civil society.

Victor Kershaw is a criminal prick, who deserves bad stuff to happen to him!

I don’t just want everything you have… I want you not to have it!

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