Dwayne Johnson Monologues

Why'd you make me do that to you, Victor? I have responsibilities! Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts! One of them is knocking someone the fuck out!

Oh, this place has a lot of fond memories for me. The very first time I bashed a man's skull in was here, and it was a mess! But that bat was aluminum. I've switched to wood. So you should get your ass out here right now or I'll bash your brains all over that wall with one fucking swing.

Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts, one of them is knocking someone the fuck out!

There is life after death. Of that, I am sure. But I'm also pretty sure dead people no longer need their stuff.

You know why habit rhymes with rabbit? Because your life goes down a rabbit hole.

They got my toe! You can see the bone!

Hey, little buddy, you hungry?

Jesus may exalt, but cocaine is KING!