Jack Sparrow

She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really… except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.

Elizabeth… it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry… Will… nice hat. Friends… This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you…

I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?

It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me… that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.

You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?

I love this song. Really bad eggs. Ooh.

When I get the Pearl back, I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew, and we'll sing it all the time.

Not just the Spanish Main, love. The entire ocean. The entire wo'ld. Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs but what a ship is… what the Black Pearl really is… is freedom.

Last time... I was here a grand total of three days, all right? Last time, the rum runners used this island as a cache, they came past and I was able to barter passage off. By the look of things, they've long been out of business. Probably have your bloody friend Norrington to thank for that.

Do us a favor… I know it's difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid.

No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship, and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?

Of the two of us, I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.

That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship.

To what point and purpose, young missy? The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice - unlikely - young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him.

You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.

Thank you, Commodore, for getting us ready to make sail! We would have had a hard time of it by ourselves!We could use a ship. But the truth is, I wasn't going to tell Barbossa about Will, as long as I had something to bargain with, which now nobody has, thanks to bloody stupid Will.

Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest; honestly… it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.