Doug Jones Monologues

Do the bees know they make the honey for you, or do they work tirelessly because they think it is their own choice?

Have you ever noticed, when you hear a word for the very first time in your life, you will hear that word again within twenty-four hours? Do you ever wonder why you sometimes see a single shoe lying alongside the road?

I've been watching you for some time, but there are great gaps in my knowledge. Do you know I once observed a man who masturbated until he bled? Did he want to do that? And you, when you're alone...

I... believe I have an idea, yes.