Dominic Cattano Monologues

Success. It’s got enemies. You can be successful and have enemies or you can be unsuccessful and have friends.

Nah, I just think that monopolies are made illegal in the country, Frank, ’cause nobody wants to compete. Y’know? Nobody wants to compete. Not with a monopoly. I mean, you let the dairy farmers do that, right? They’d be out of business tomorrow.

‘Course you are right. Everyone’s right. It’s America. We just can’t do it at that unreasonable expense of others. Because then it becomes un-American. That’s why the price we pay for that gallon of milk could never represent the true cost of production ’cause it’s gotta be controlled, right? It’s got to be set. It’s gotta be fair.

I know your customers are happy Frank. Bunch of fuckin’ junkies that they are. What about your fellow dairy farmers out here, Frank? Are you thinkin’ of us? You thinkin’ of them?

I’m just thinking out loud now. If you took some of your inventory, Frank, and you sold it wholesale, we could work. We could do some distribution.

Well that’s kind of a mom and pop store next to what I’m talking about. I mean, let’s go at least bigger than K-mart. I’m talking about L.A. Chicago. Detroit. Las Vegas. Let’s go nation-wide. Yannow. I’m gonna guarantee you peace of mind here. You’re gonna want that. You’re gonna need it. I don’t know how you view me. Y’know, I’m kinda a Renaissance Man, Frank. Y’know, people I deal with on a daily basis, t-t-they’re not enlightened, Frank. You talk to them about Civil Rights, they don’t know, y’know? They’re not open to things. Not from the way things are done. And who’s doin’ it? I talk to them, there’s just no misunderstandings. And that’s what I mean. Buy you peace of mind. Yeah.

Maybe it was a junkie, or it was a rival, some dumbass kid trying to make a name for himself, someone you forgot to pay off, someone you slide without realizing it, could be someone you put out of business for being so successful

I always wonder if people know when history’s being made, and what they’re doing at the time. This, for instance, could be a historic moment, and you’re sipping a glass of ice water.

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