Derek Vinyard Monologues

I’m not. I’m lucky. I feel lucky because it’s wrong, Danny. It’s wrong and it was eating me up, it was going to kill me. And I kept asking myself all the time, how did I buy into this shit? It was because I was pissed off, and nothing I ever did ever took that feeling away. I killed two guys, Danny, I killed them. And it didn’t make me feel any different. It just got me more lost and I’m tired of being pissed off, Danny. I’m just tired of it.

Well, this country is becoming a haven for criminals so what do you expect? You know, decent hard-working Americans like my dad are getting rubbed out by social parasites.

Yeah it’s race related! Every problem in this country is race related not just crime. It’s likeā€¦ immigration, AIDS, welfare those are problems in them. The Black community, the Hispanic community, the Asian community, they’re not White problems.

No. You know, no. They’re not products of the environment either that’s crap. Minorities don’t give two shits about this country, they’ve come here to exploit it, not to embrace it.

I mean millions of white European Americans came here and flourished you know within a generation so what the fuck is the matter with these people going around shooting a… fireman?

Because my father was murdered doing his job! Putting out a fire in fucking Nigger neighborhood. He shouldn’t be giving a shit about. He got shot by a fucking drug dealer who probably still collects a welfare check!

Right, my family. My family so you know what? I don’t give two shits about you or anybody else or what you think. You’re not a part of it and you never will be.

Oh it doesn’t? You don’t think I see what you’re trying to do here? You think I’m gonna sit here and smile while some fuckin’ kike tries to fuck my mother? It’s never gonna happen Murray, fuckin’ forget it, not on my watch, not while I’m in this family. I will fuckin’ cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming in here and poisoning my family’s dinner with your Jewish, nigger-loving, hippie bullshit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, fuckin’ Kabbalah reading motherfucker. Get the fuck out of my house.

Kay, how about this? How about I killed two fucking niggers who tried to jack my car? If I had my way, I wouldn’t spend five minutes next to your fucking nigger ass. I’m going to see you folding clothes and dreaming about what I would do to you if I found you on the street at night. Just fold your fucking underwear, keep your mouth shut and we’ll pass the time fine.

Nigger, you just fucked with the wrong bull! You should’ve learned your lesson on the fuckin’ basketball court! But you fuckin’ monkey’s never get the message. My father gave me that truck motherfucker! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I’m gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fuckin’ mouth on the curb.

Alright listen up, we need to open our eyes. There’s over two million illegal immigrants bending down in this state tonight. This state spend three billion dollars last year on services, on people who had no right to be here in the first place. Three billion dollars. 400 million just to lock up a bunch of illegal immigrant criminals who only got in this country because the fucking INS decided it’s not worth the effort to screen for convicted felons.

We’re so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It’s crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?

All the wrong people knew who I was anyways, so I figured I’m just gonna put up a flag and hope a friend sees it.

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